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malpwactice) wrote2024-01-06 05:00 pm
open season open post for golden peacock
18 / male / open / 3♠
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Name's Aak. I make medicinal compounds but for all that boring baby stuff like headaches just go to the clinic. If you've got something really interesting and are willing to take a few risks hit me up. I don't have a supply of painkillers yet so complainers need not apply.
Plans inside this place or out? I want a lab. The mister at the Dizzy Pigeon's alright and all but he's closed at 3am. I work best on my own schedule, you know?
My suture record for a six inch wound is 40 seconds and my high score in Goldtris is 500k points.
It's not like most of you would have heard of them anyways. Am I supposed to go find books for this? My Favorite Activity is not getting homework.
I like baozi.
I want someone who doesn't tell me what to do. Anyone who is self-righteous about other people's behavior is a total turn off. I'd like if they were in good physical shape and weren't afraid of needles.
WINE.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
CLOWNS. [???]
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH.
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
NINJAS.
.05 TITS OR ASS
ASS.
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA.
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SPICY.
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER.
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LEATHER.
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
ROUGH SEX.
ISTP-A
september/october
CLICK HERE TO MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
▶ MY NAME AND WHAT IT MEANS...▷ The "aa" sound in my codename is actually meant to pair with my coworker. If you put the sounds of our codenames together it makes a divine sound. As for my birth name, I've discarded that!
▶ MY BIRTHDAY AND HOW OLD I AM...
▷ March 25th. I had my nineteenth birthday here and got to give some lovely kitty ears away to cute kittens!
▶ MY BEST QUALITY IS...
▷ It's a tie between my fluffy fur and my sharp intellect.
▶ I NEED TO WORK ON...
▷ I still have trouble giving and receiving kindness!
▶ A FAVORITE PASTIME OF MINE IS...
▷ I love to mix new medicines. It's a shame that medicines can't fix the real problems in the world.
▶ A SKILL MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I POSSESS IS...
▷ My medical knowledge impresses people who have done this sort of thing way longer. My attitude impresses them less.
▶ I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO...
▷ If I could enjoy peace and quiet, I wonder what kind of person I would be.
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▶ THE BEST CONDIMENT IS...▷ Fin sauce, you can put it on anything and it's way more savory.
▶ THE WORST FOOD IS...
▷ When you leave fries too long and they get cold and soggy.
▶ IF I WAS DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY METHOD WOULD BE...
▷ First, you win over the gangs with concoctions, then pit them against each other, then get the cops involved, grease palms with dirty money, and hopefully don't get shot in the process like my shitty old man!
▶ AFTER DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY FIRST DECREE WOULD BE...
▷ All the dirty people who helped me get there have the supreme honor of being my personal test subjects.
▶ IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND, THREE ITEMS I WOULD BRING ARE...
▷ A stamina-boosting stimpack, super-dense carb and protein smoothie mix, and someone to do the hard work for me.
▶ IF I WAS LOCKED IN PRISON, I WOULD ESCAPE BY...
▷ If I can't mix something to slip into the guard's drinks then I better cozy up the warden!
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▶ CHOOSING BETWEEN CHEST, ASS, AND THIGHS, I PICK...▷ I can't help but want to play with people's chests, especially if they're sensitive!
▶ THE BEST SEX ACT IS...
▷ It's definitely something where where holes get filled and the more the better.
▶ A SEX ACT I WANT TO TRY IS...
▷ I want a threesome! Or foursome! But I better not get ignored during it.
▶ THE MOST INTIMATE ACT ONE CAN DO FOR ME IS...
▷ I desperately want someone to know and understand me but I also think that's impossible so I'll settle for letting someone brush my fur.
▶ SOMEONE IN THE RESORT I WANT TO FUCK, BUT HAVEN'T YET, IS...
▷ Maomao's hard to get attitude makes me want to chase her! I could have done it with Baptiste but I was too responsible. Hiyori's not interested but I'd like to see if he can keep being cutesy while being totally overstimulated.
▶ MY EROGENOUS ZONES ARE...
▷ Ears, stomach, tail, feet.
▶ MY WORST HABIT THAT I WONT CHANGE WOULD BE...
▷ Probably the fact I don't change any of my habits.
▶ A GENERAL CONTROVERSIAL OPINION I HAVE IS...
▷ Doctors don't really help anyone. All they do is pick up the pieces of a mess someone should have stopped in the first place. The ones who get all self-important about saving lives are the most annoying!