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Mind giving me a pinch of your fur?

You can count it as my present for yule ♡

[terrifying things to get randomly asked]

pretty cheap present
what do you want it for anyways? you're not gonna make like a cursed doll or anything right

If I wanted to curse you, I wouldn’t announce it so quickly~

I want to see if I can find a method to make my ink take to it.

ohhh so some experiments?
mind if i watch?
since it's my fur anyways

We can call them experiments.

I don’t mind being watched~

plus if i'm around you don't need to go catching me for extra
sometimes i burn through so much material when i'm testing new stuff
just don't give me a bald patch

I think you’d like me chasing you around a bit too much, wouldn’t you?

I would never.

Just don’t start feeling naked if I learn everything there is to know about you by examining your hair~

don't think i can handle another chunk of my life where i'm checkin crowds for suspicious strangers all the time
now if you just mean chase-chase then i could stand to do some cardio

everything huh? i feel like hair's gonna be like 40% at most

Now that’s mean~ I’m not suspicious looking at all today.

For fun though, let’s say I meant “chase-chase”.

And let’s say 75%. You’d be surprised.

yea and you're gonna do way nicer things if you do catch me

hmmm so 25% gets to stick with me then
gotta keep a few secrets!

Well, I like to think so. What do the others do if they catch you?

I think I can allow that.

Even if I will now know what you've had to eat for the past few days.

back then? probably break my thumbs if i didn't work with them
so yea you win that one easy

hm?
everything i've eaten?
like can you tell if i've swallowed jizz

Break your pretty little thumbs and lock you in a basement making drugs or something, hmm?
I'll take the win, then.

Within a certain time frame?
Probably, yes. Unless you happen to have guzzled the semen of someone with some freaklishly unscented cum.
I told you... I have some very sensitive senses when I apply my focus~

Just imagine what would happen if I were a jealous woman...

[ Or. If her suit happened to. Activate. ]

[He's glad she gets the picture. He doesn't hate talking about his storied, criminal past but... it is growing more and more distant.]

huhhhh i've worked on some stuff to try and make stuff taste different but never gone for freakishly unscented
if i try and make some you'll have to help me test it!

and come on a jealous woman should get the picture if a guy's guzzling jizz
although guess that's no excuse with you huh?

[If Kiritsubo could be anything, then why would a partner dare go anywhere else? Yeesh, good thing she's so casual...]

[ She will take that subject change as a "yes". ]

I could be cajoled into doing that~
Will it be yours we're testing on, or petri dish samples?
One is far sexier to drink than the other...

Now, Aak... Even if one was not me, that would be little consequence~
I have known plenty of gentleman who could guzzle more than one thing.

- But if it's me, it is indeed of less consequence. I've certainly never concerned myself with details like that.

[ Haha... haha... good thing, right? ]

hmmm i usually find a sucker to test stuff on
but you really do wanna test that stuff right when its fresh
so i might have to try it myself

well yea i guzzle both ways myself

[the metaphor is getting mangled here]

but i guess i never worried about a girl stealing my spot

[If different partners brought different things to the relationship... hypothetically, he should still feel secure. He was a particular type of guy, after all. Still he only really got nervous when he saw his girlfriend with a guy. Someone who was the same sex as him but stronger, taller, bigger cock... he was susceptible to jealousy all the same.]

say if i live a thousand years think i'll get as confident as you?

After all... If it's not fresh, I think there will be a more immediate issue with guzzling than the nature of its scent...

[ Eew... but she is taking some notes. ]

When one has something that can be stolen... There is always a threat.

[ Hmm, she might need to be careful about that potential threesome. Or not careful. Depending on how she felt. Which at that question... is amused. ]

Hmm... I don't know about that~ I was pretty confident from an early age, you know... age has made of me some things, but the base was well rooted. Perhaps if you lived to be a thousand you might convince yourself it was caution and reserve that preserved your life for so long, and become even more conservative as time went on by consequence... ?

[It was always better to not want something. It was a strange thought to be at home in Aak's mind. A normal person would look at him and see a person full of greed and desire. Yet, he also knew so much of it could vanish. So, he never needed it. Peace and stability? He'll never have it so it must be sour grapes.]

oh yea that makes sense
i mean my old man managed to ruin himself before 50!
so i could just get shittier and worse

[ When you want... sometimes it rains, and sometimes exorcist blades draw a line in crimson through your lover's neck. It's simply better not to. ]

Well, your old man was mortal.
Mortals have a tendency to burn out fast-- It makes sense, of course!
You know you only have so many years.

It takes a good gambler, I think... To risk going slow.

But the pay off can be rewarding. That I know about.

a good gamble and a good starting position i think
people in a good place have way more freedom to hold onto things

it's why i can't judge anyone for the decisions they may when all doors are closed for them
the payoff can be rewarding but i understand the pressure of a ticking clock

And what about you, hmm?

Does the clock tick?

its slowed down lately
i know i gotta at least outlive pops

I find that much can be achieved through spite towards a parental figure, actually.

still kinda sucks for him to be motivating
he'd probably take credit for it all

Can the dead take credit for much... ?

un: kiritsubo

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