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do you think it tastes just as good when it comes out of it?
hello???

we're gonna break in your new place with instant noodles

only thing i'm going to break in my new place is you

oh do i get first bang there? an honor

and second. third. maybe fourth.

so cup noodle and somethin for when i can't walk right

cup noodle but we don't microwave it. can boil water faster on the stovetop.

or i can heat it up myself.

you're so stubborn about this sorta thing

there a problem with being stubborn when you can do it right the first time?
it'll taste better
don't you like tasty things

the noodles are tasty no matter how you boil the water!

guess we're going to have to do a taste test

is that gonna be before or after the first bang in the new place

after

i don't wanna wreck your poor, soft, sensitive tummy